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Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .
Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Sundar Larki
Tumhain
Tumhari
Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
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2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .
Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .
Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
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Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?
Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
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Wat''s the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And
Biggest similarity...
Dhakkan. . .
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American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
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Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
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Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs
Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->
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Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .
Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .
Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
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Wat wud
U do if..
U lose me
1day?
So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
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Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,
Ammi dho day
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
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21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less . . .
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
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